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i just opened a bottle of cock and it exploded all over me and my laptop hahahajljl4kr3kjehfd
COKE
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Rock band
Playing rockband 3 with some guy from Alabama who’s calling me poor for not having the same dlc as everyone else. Typical summer. Fml
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Marilyn you so ridiculous…
happy birthday beautiful!
Adding my contribution.
The last one always makes my life.
^^^^^6
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i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
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