anderstan:

anderstan:

i just opened a bottle of cock and it exploded all over me and my laptop hahahajljl4kr3kjehfd

COKE

(via jason-peeta-todd)

hu-h:

is justin bieber dead?!

(Source: nickthejam, via queerascobain)

Rock band

Playing rockband 3 with some guy from Alabama who’s calling me poor for not having the same dlc as everyone else. Typical summer. Fml

umlykeyeah:

retrogasm:

Marilyn you so ridiculous…

happy birthday beautiful!

umlykeyeah:

retrogasm:

Marilyn you so ridiculous…

happy birthday beautiful!

thefingerfucker:

mattisamoosen:

thefrogman:

Adding my contribution.

The last one always makes my life.

^^^^^6

(via antoinette831)

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

(Source: gaysuperheroes, via everdeen-loverofthelight)

(Source: voldemortscat, via umlykeyeah)

Hey Naya, what are you doing this weekend?

brittanaforeverandeveramen:

(via that-little-lover-boy)